Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
did you just send me my own nude
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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