STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
