You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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