dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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