i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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