I need help removing her.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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