so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
