Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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