I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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