giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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