its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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