Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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