you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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