i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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