weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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