yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I lost the right to judge tonight
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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