Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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