I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
