Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
