A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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