my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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