So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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