I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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