i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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