Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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