gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish I only lived at night.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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