Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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