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Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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