Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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