thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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