Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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