Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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