The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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