Life is so much better after having sex.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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