if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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