It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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