we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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