he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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