I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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