mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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