i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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