i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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