Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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