everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I believe in your delicious
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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