hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
is that a dick in a sweater?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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