i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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