I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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