i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
false alarm, still single
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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