you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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