and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Randomize
