So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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