youre lurking in front of me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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